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This post is a draft translation from the Chinese version which have not yet been thoroughly proofread.

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1. Cutting in line
2. Urinating or defecating in public
3. • This is actually an extremely ancient method of marking territory, and similar behaviors have been found in different species, with a history far exceeding five thousand years. See also “The entire world belongs to China”.
4. Watching TikTok/RedNote loudly in public
5. • The louder the better to get attention and appreciate the wonders of Chinese culture!
6. Forcing others to speak Mandarin in a foreign country
7. • Chinese people like to force others to speak Mandarin when they are in a foreign country, even if the other person does not look Chinese at all.
8. • When you make games or write comics, if you don’t release Chinese translations, you’re not taking Chinese players into consideration.
9. Randomly being ruhua’ed
10. • As the old saying goes: There are three things everyone will inevitably experience in life: birth, death, and ruhua.
11. Promotion of nucleic acid tests
12. The entire world belongs to China
13. • China cannot lose an inch of its territory!